Do I Know You From Somewhere?

You know what really grinds my gears, classmates.com and anything associated with it. You know what I'm talking about...when you're on the internet and that stupid popup ad with the 1980's photograph shows up in the middle of what you're doing. Look, there's a reason you haven't talked to certain people in twenty-five years, because you don't particularly like them.

Wait a minute, you mean there's a way I can regain contact with the people I haven't seen since forever and have an awkward conversation with them for only $14.95/month - where do I sign up? C'mon people, I don't care if the prom queen got fat or if little Jimmy that always got picked on is now a pro wrestler - so what. Let's live 'in the now', make some new friends and not harp on the past.